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Friday, August 25, 2006

Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked

Saw that we managed to blow it against the lowly Pirates last night. True to form, Magic Aubrey Rodriguez breezed along for several innings before once again giving up the dreaded big inning. Nursing a 3-2 lead, he heroically loaded the bases with only one out. Gar[d]ner called upon stud reliever Chad Qualls to get him out of the jam.

Qualls allowed all of the inherited baserunners to score. His pitching line, of course, looks pretty nifty: 1.2 IP, 2 Hits, 1 Walk, 1 Strikeout, 0 Earned Runs. Brav-o. *slow clap*

It turns out that Carlos Lee changed his mind: he's not hiring Scott Boras, after all. Keep in mind, however, that he didn't need Boras around to advise him to reject a four-year, $48 million dollar offer from the Brewers. He wanted 5 years and $15 Mil. Expect that number to jump in free agency. We still probably won't spend the money to get him.

So we shouldn't expect a huge offensive upgrade next year. Whee!


Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening.

12:30 PM  

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